Labrador Humor at Gotta Love a Lab


Very Funny Lab Humor to Help Brighten Up Your Day

Labrador Logic

The reason a Lab has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

– Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a Lab puppy licking your face.

– Ben Williams

A Lab is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

– Josh Billings

The average Lab is a nicer person than the average person.

– Andy Rooney

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a Lab.

– Franklin Jones

If your Lab is fat, your aren’t getting enough exercise.

– Unknown

If you pick up a starving Lab and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a Lab and a man.

– Mark Twain

Labs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

– Roger Caras

If you think a Lab can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

– Phil Pastoret

* Thanks are given to the authors of these sayings both known and unknown. The above sayings have been slightly altered for Labrador humor.

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