| Very Funny Lab Humor to Help Brighten Up Your Day |
Labrador Logic
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The reason a Lab has so many friends is that he wags
his tail instead of his tongue.
– Anonymous |
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a Lab puppy
licking your face.
– Ben Williams |
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A Lab is the only thing on earth that loves you more
than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings |
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The average Lab is a nicer person than the average
person.
– Andy Rooney |
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Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never
washed a Lab.
– Franklin Jones |
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If your Lab is fat, your aren’t getting enough
exercise.
– Unknown |
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If you pick up a starving Lab and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you. That is the principal difference
between a Lab and a man.
– Mark Twain |
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Labs are not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole.
– Roger Caras |
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If you think a Lab can’t count, try putting three dog
biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of
them.
– Phil Pastoret |
* Thanks are given to the authors of these sayings both known and unknown. The above sayings have been slightly altered for Labrador humor.
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