|Very Funny Lab Humor to Help Brighten Up Your Day|
|The reason a Lab has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
|There is no psychiatrist in the world like a Lab puppy licking your face.
– Ben Williams
|A Lab is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings
|The average Lab is a nicer person than the average person.
– Andy Rooney
|Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a Lab.
– Franklin Jones
|If your Lab is fat, your aren’t getting enough exercise.
|If you pick up a starving Lab and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a Lab and a man.
– Mark Twain
|Labs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
– Roger Caras
|If you think a Lab can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
– Phil Pastoret
* Thanks are given to the authors of these sayings both known and unknown. The above sayings have been slightly altered for Labrador humor.
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